Carrot Top Finds His Long Lost Brother

TURIN ITALY- Late last night, Carrot Top,the infamous no-eyebrow comedian realized he found his long lost brother: at the Olympics! After Olympic snowboarder Shaun White took off his snow goggles and his American flag bandana, Carrot Top cried 'Holy Mini-Sh*t Carrots!' The two have been separated since birth, and will be reunited on Jerry Springer next month. Talks of doing a Flying Tomato/Carrot Tour are still being negotiated. -Reported by Associated Pissy Press: Yes, it's true, I write jokes for Jay Leno: I write them, and he sends them back. Happy Monday!