Lynn & Mary Wrestle Rifle Away from Dick

WASHINGTON: An hour before Vice President Dick Cheney appeared on Fox News, Cheney's wife, Lynn and daughter Mary, had to wrestle with the Vice President to give up his Red Ryder 200-Shot Carbine Action Aire Rifle. This was the exact rifle which shot Harry Whittington while the two were hunting last week in Texas.
The 200 Shot Rifle was a gift from Dubya, after the two watched 'A Christmas Story' together last year and shared a few tears when the character, 'Ralphie' receives a BB gun from his father on Christmas morning.
Lynn Cheney kept telling the Vice President he was going 'shoot an eye out with that thing,' but Dick didn't listen.
When Lynn tried to wrestle the BB gun away from the Vice President, he got into fetal position and said 'ya gonna have to kill me first Lynn!' Mary Cheney who was in her bedroom at the time with a 'friend', heard the fighting and came out to help Mom.
Lynn said her daughter came out with a black leather bull whip and handcuffs and said 'Daddy, this is gonna hurt me as much as it will hurt you.'
Cheney handed over the rifle, but only after suffering a couple of minor open wounds in the buttock area. -Associated Pissy Press