Michael Jackson Poetry Slam

This guy is the biggest pervert ever and I was so grossed out by his behavior in that 'documentary' years ago about his boy 'friends', that I started to write some really bad poetry about him. My friends and I had a good time with this poetry slam a while back, so please, share in the fun...I have little scruples on my blog...but nothing outright nasty, I'm looking for creativity people! I'll get it started: