Dog Of the Golden Tribe

No, we were not putting war paint on our dog. She just decided to sleep on our daughters' pink chalk hopscotch game, and she came in the house looking this way.
Then, this got me thinking to one of my favorite 'old' movies: Dances With Wolves. I think I have seen it, like 10 times. Oh, whatever happened to good old Kevin Costner?
'TA-TANKA, TA-TANKA', does anybody remember that?
I think if I had to have a Native American Name, it would be: Overweight Reader Princess Whose Mind Is Not Always With Us ...
What would yours be?