Tricked up Mini-Van

My cousin 'primo' tricks up cars in Southern CA., I guess it's getting more popular, since more car manufacturers are getting into the act. Maybe I can get my primo to trick up my mini-van...
1. Fuzzy wheel
2. Horn that plays mariachi music.
3. Needs to get a bumpin' when I play Usher.
4. Of course, a tv on the front dash, so I can watch 'Lost' while driving.
5. Top of the line car stereo so I can play 'Kidz Bop 11.'
PS. The pink signs read 'keeping it real' and the back 'get off my ass.'
Is that too much to ask in a mini-van?
Have a great wknd everyone!